That ugly massive creature with the white mask is Jim Root, guitarist and MEMBER NUMBER 4 LOLZ from Slipknot, and that tiny fat shit-colored beast of a woman is Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. How do people convince themselves that shes attractive? Anyway, these two have been fucking for like two years now, and they just recently went public with the news that they've been fucking for two years now. So thats why Lacuna Coil sounds like shit!

Isn't that an awful picture? I mean my god, they look so out of place together. Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy, and shes this tiny fat talentless Italian closet-goth. And y'know... To be honest, she looks a little chunky there. Without all that make up on or high heels she seems kinda Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish to me.

Just thought I'd share, since everyone loves to bash on Angela Gossow and then turn around and consider Ms. Scabies the hottest thing since freshly shaved pussies.

By the way, after seeing Arch Enemy live, and seeing Angela up close... I'd hit that.

Взято с какого-то забугорного жж.
Несколько камментов:
s3phir0th: Heh, I love the fact this post seems to be almost entirely centred on Miss Scabbia's physicality concerning her colour, weight and looks. Way to go low yo.

i_ambivalence: Well I think the general metal-enjoying public knows shes talentless. Plus it makes for a funnier, more feather-ruffling experience.

auroraborealisx: I don't like Lacuna Coil at all, and I think the craze surrounding Scabbia is bloody annoying, but if she's fat, then call me fucking Monstro the Whale. Plus, way to go making fun of Italians, fuckhead. Half of me wants to slap you senseless right about now.
On a separate note, that guy looks almost, but not quite, as retarded as Dani Filth. Actually....damn. It's a close call.

Re: Excuse me?: You people need to go back to school goth isnt a race so its not being racists he's being prejudice

И 2 шедевреальных поста!!!!!

Аноним: Dude... I really mean to tell you this: DO YOU REALLY CALL YOUR SELF A METALHEAD?!?!?! More like a BritneyHead or a bitch head...
You suck.
And here's proof:
1. You blame their music on their relationship. Would you be so kind as to explain what effect fucking someone has on their music.
2. Kay, if she's fat I'ma shave my head and call myself Princess Pipiripi.
3. Kay... if she looks Mexican where did she hide her red-ish skin, black hair (which happens to have been dyed IN REAL FUCKIN LIFE) and her small nose (Which happens to be kinda big for a mexican), lamebrain.
4. WHAT THE FUCK DO THE FACTS I PROVED WRONG FROM 1 TO 4 HAVE TO DO WITH THEIR FRIGGIN' MUSIC?!
5. Yes, she is talentless. Compered to Tarja formerly of Nightwish, yeah she is. Oh and do compere Amy Lee from Evanesence, or however you spell their name, to Tarja. Yeah I though so. TARJA IS FUCKING OPERA MATERIAL.

Thank you for being with me, while I proved that shithead who made the post a total bitch.
Now go listen to your death metal (where it's kinda hard to set talent apart from growling.) and next time you try to prove a musician bad think of this: Can I do that better than them?
Yeah I thought so. You couldn't, even if metal's existence depended on it.


P.S. Idiot.

Еще один аноним: you a fucking idiot
hopw can you say the band is shit because who someone is fucking??
you a fucking cock sucker - and a racist asshole

she is hot your a cock

i agree with the other guy - you rate a band on what the members do and not the music - you have the musical maturity of a school girl

eat shit and die

Улыбнуло все.